I'm gelatinous i eat a hay
Sitin' in the sun all day
I make jingles shack and beam
I have whacky sack if you know what i mean

Trail mix and nut butter for sum fun
My old hag is big and done
Come to me if you want grogg
I only live in side a log

OH FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!