Komaedeus 2.0

Komaedeus of the Trees

Another Day, Another Komaedeus

You start with a view of a meadow, with a large tree in the foreground. You are given an up and down arrow to scroll slowly up the tree, which has another Komaedeus attached at the top, cradling the trunk with his buttcheeks.

I will painstakingly animate Komaedeus of the Trees ripping the tree from its roots, flipping himself over onto the ground, with the tree grasped firmly betwixt his cheeks, and he returns at last to all fours. He is butt naked besides a light grey loincloth.

>Yes

>No

>No... no...

CHOICE YES

He continues to unravel the lore of Komaeda Love Mail. I will write this important script later.

CHOICE NO

>Are you okay?

>...

CHOICE NO... NO...

Komaedeus's sprite is animated to make him saunter offscreen, his tree flopping around wildly the whole way.

The screen fades to black. In a moment, a floating Komaedeus head emerges from the center. It is silent for a few painfully slow seconds. When it opens its mouth, the dialog box and game box itself disappear. The window is completely black and featureless now, save for the words which appear in white.

It speaks:

CHOICE ARE YOU OKAY?

He continues from CHOICE YES.

CHOICE ...

He continues from CHOICE NO... NO....