Now, I have the honey poured on the floor, but first, I wanna see you in that maid dress. *crying* No... I said show me your maid dress. No, please don't... *crying* Show me your maid dress. Now! Or else I'm gonna put honey in them and you're gonna be sitting in a sticky gluey maid dress for the rest of the day. *crying* That's more like it. Wow, look at those stockings. They fit you perfectly. You look great in that maid dress. *crying* You look so cute in a maid dress. Look at those frills. You look so cute! *crying* Keep posing for me, I wanna get your backside. *crying* Wow, you look so adorable in that maid dress. Look at those cute little lace prints. *crying* Move your hand! I wanna get a closer look at those lace prints. *crying* Look at those, they look so cute. They look so cute. Can you say "I'm nothing but a degenerate waste of space who needs to serve his master?" No I don't wanna. Say it. No... I don't wanna. I said say it or I'm gonna put honey in your hair. I'm nothing but a degenerate waste of space who needs to serve his master. That's a good boy. That's a good boy. Now say "I deserve to be in a maid dress cuz I'm a maid. All maids deserve to be in maid dresses. Especially hopeless ones like me." *crying* No... Say it! *crying* All maids deserve to be put in maid dresses. That's not what I said! *crying* I'm a hopeless servant. I'm a maid and I deserve to be put in a maid dress because all maids deserve to be put in maid dresses. That's much better! *crying* Look at those heels. They look so cute! *crying* Look at that lace headband. *crying* All maids deserve to be in maid dresses. *crying* You look so cute in your maid dress. You look so cute in your maid dress. *crying* *pulling skirt* You look adorable. Can you say "I deserve to be in a maid dress all the time? *crying* Uuu... I don't wanna... Say it, or you're gonna be having a lotta honey in your hair. *crying* I'm a worthless maid and I deserve to be in a maid dress. That's better. *crying* Can you say "I love my Master"? I love my Master. *crying* Maybe I should put you outside before I pour honey on you so all the other people in our neighborhood can see you covered in honey. No I don't want to. *crying* I don't want to... I don't wanna be outside. You sure? *crying* Yeah. *crying* Please don't. Please. Well, I guess I won't do that then.

Clown, I have the clown clowned on the horn, but clown, I clown honk you in that clown. *clowning* No... I said clown me your honk nose. No, clown honk... *clowning* Clown me your honk nose. Now! Or else I'm gonna nose honk your clown wig for the rest of the carnival. *clowning* That's clown honky. Wow, listen to those clown horns. They honk so loudly. You clown me your honk nose. Look at that face paint. You clown so clown! *clowning* Keep honking for Clowny, I wanna honk a horn. *clowning* Wow, you honk so loudly in that clown suit. Look at those jumbo clown shoes. *clowning* Look at those, they look so clown. *clowning* Honk your horn! I wanna get a clowner look at those polka dots. *clowning* Clown my horn, they honk so loud. They honk so loud. Can you say "I'm nothing but a clown boy who needs to ride his unicycle?" No I clown horn. Say it. No... I clown horn. I said say it or I'm gonna blast you out of a balloon cannon. I'm nothing but a clown boy who needs to ride his unicycle. Honky clown horn. Honky clown horn. Now say "I deserve to wear clown shoes too large for me to walk in cuz I'm a clown. All clowns deserve to trip over their shoes. Especially ugly ones like me." *clowning* No... Say it! All clowns deserve to be put in clown shoes. That's not what I honked! *clowning* I'm a circus freak. I'm a clown and I deserve to be put in clown shoes because all clowns deserve to be put in oversized clown shoes. Clown horn honk! *clowning* Look at those pom poms. They honk so clown! *clowning* Look at that clown nose. *clowning* All clowns deserve to be in clown shoes. *clowning* You honk so loudly in your clown shoes. You honk so loudly in your clown shoes. *clowning* *juggling pins* Red clown nose. Clown you say "I deserve to be in jumbo clown shoes all the time? *clowning* Honnnk... I don't wanna... Say it, or you're gonna be juggling overtime. *clowning* I'm an ugly clown and I deserve to be honking in my clown shoes. Big honky. *clowning* Can you clown "I love my circus"? I love my circus. *clowning* Maybe I should put you in the lion cage before I make you juggle on a unicycle so all the other clowns can see you clowning. No I don't want to. *clowning* I don't want to... I don't wanna be in the lion cage. You sure? *clowning* Honk. *crying* Please don't. Please. Well, I guess I won't clown that then.

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