Oh...hi! You found my little hiding spot, didn't you? Haha...
Well...it's alright. I don't mind you being here as long as you don't tell anyone else.
It's our secret now, okay?
...Please keep it a secret, though... I don't want anyone getting jealous.......
...Oh, you're looking at my organs?
I bet you're interested in them, huh? I can tell you all about them!
From left to right, these are their names: intestines, stomach, liver, pancreas, kidneys, lungs, and bladder!
They're pretty neat, aren't they?... I grew them myself. I'm so proud.
Aw... Thank you! I bet your organs are cute too.
...You mean to say...?...
What do you mean, "my face?"
I thought everyone's organs had their face printed on them. It's not weird, is it?...
Now I feel bad...
...Oh, but you said it's still cute. Thank you... That makes me feel better. At least I'm unique, right?
So, what types of organs do you have?
I have all those too! And all those glands and the skin and whatnot and the stuff that's not in my torso, too. (My brain's not pictured here, but I assure you he's real cute!)
Wait, but —
You say there's something missing?
I don't know what you're talking about. Clearly that's not an organ if people can function without it.
Do you have a ...?
I think I'm a bit grossed out to hear you elaborate on it. ...No thanks, I'll do without the details.
Um, but, are you even sure that's a real organ? Like... you haven't seen it up close, have you?
One time in science class? Years ago? ...And you still think it's real?
No... sorry. I don't think I believe that.
I've seen all my organs and I guarantee you that thing doesn't even exist. Sorry.