Hello Komaedalings. It's been quite a long time since we last talked one-on-one like this, hasn't it?
I'm sure you're wondering why I brought you here, and why you were required to wear this full body scarab beetle costume before you were allowed to enter the premises. But no worries.
All your questions will be answered in time.
Just follow me... back this way.
(he fumbles around with the buttons on an interface on the wall)
(the heavy metal door standing before you slides open suddenly with a click)